Texas Midget

[Blackpearlultra]

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached
almost all the time.
The midget went to the doctor and told him about
his problem.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would
have a look.
The midget dropped his pants.
The doctor stood him up onto the examining
table, and started to examine him.
The doctor put one finger under his left testicle
and told the midget to turn his head and cough,
the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Hmm...."mumbled the doctor, and as he put his
finger under the right testicle, he asked the
midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors....
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look,
but noted with amazement that the snipping did
not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to walk around the
examining ro om to see if his testicles still hurt.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't
even feel it.
What did you do?"
The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots..."

[MLC]

oh shit! thats a good one. i didnt need that mental vision running around in my head but it was a good one.

[Blackpearlultra]

I was trying to remember how tall Dave was and if this would apply....

[FATboy05]

Good un